*spits milk out over screen*

[theducks]

As someone who doesn't have a girlfriend for valentines day, it is my right, neigh, duty! to be bitter about the concept of it. With this in mind, I present to you unfortunate valentines day cards. A hilarious read, and exhibit of some truely horrible 1940's valentines day cards.

Hehe.

Shoutouts to lizvang for posting this initially